Sleep brushing? Seriously?

Who knew that reading instructions could be so revealing and so comical?

Just as I was getting ready to toss the instructions for our new electric toothbrush, something said, stop, wait, you really should read these. And that’s when I discovered that it’s actually dangerous and highly frowned upon to use an electric toothbrush while tired or sleeping. Yes, you read that correctly – SLEEPING!

After minutes of outright laughter and after-giggles, this imaginary conversation sprang into my head.

Husband:  What the heck are you doing?
Me: What?
Husband: No, really, what are you doing? It’s the middle of the night!
Me: Huh? (rubbing eyes and staring at my hands) No! OMG, I’m sleep-brushing again.
Husband: Sweetie, you gotta get some serious help….